CHAPTER
FIFTEEN OF A LOOSE CANON
The Doof Doof
Music:
By listening to noise, we can better
understand where the folly of men and their calculations is leading us, and
what hopes it is still possible to have.
Jacques Attali (Noise: The Political
Economy of Music 1985)
Without the loudspeaker, we would never have
conquered Germany.
Adolph Hitler (Manual of German Radio
1938)
You hear it
first, a long way off, much as Chesterton describes the distant sound of an
army on the march:
Dim drums throbbing in the hills, half heard
Then, as the
car approaches, the slow thudding changes to a punctuated boom-boom-boom. When
it is upon you, a massive wave of sound physically assaults your whole body,
not just the ears. The sequence goes something like this:
thud – thud – boom – boom – doof –
doof – DOOF – DOOF – doof – doof – boom – boom –thud – thud.
Perhaps the
Doppler effect is at work here. Mercifully, the assault on the senses is
usually brief because the car is almost always travelling at high speed. Of
course, the doof-doof music is not confined to automobiles. Record shops thump
it out. So do certain other types of retail outlets specifically aimed at
selling goods to teenagers. Then there is the home stereo system with huge,
coffin-like speakers pouring out highly amplified noise like black, atomic
rain. And it falls equally upon the just and the unjust.
The most
remarkable aspect of the doof-doof music (the oo of doof as in ‘hoof’: the
description is not mine, but I do not know who first coined it) is the fact
that, to the innocent victim on the footpath, it all sounds the same. Inside
the car, the hundred megaton speakers may be transmitting the unique sound of
some howling pop star with an ululating mouth harp and a back-up band, heavy on
drums. To us though, it’s just doof - doof - doof. All bands sound the same.
There is one minor mercy. We are at least spared the sight of these noise
producers cavorting about the stage in a sort of corybantic frenzy – ‘like a
Hottentot wench under the influence of cantharides’, as Carlyle might have
said. And there is another thing about these noisome bands. They take special
pride in choosing for their group some particularly hideous name – ‘The Mangy
Dogs’, ‘The Filthy Swine’, ‘The Loose Sphincter’, and so on. Readers will note
that I have here chosen fictitious names. The real ones are far worse but I
dare not mention them lest their owners or fans of the owners come around one
night and burn my house down or poison my dog.
The world
seems to be filling up with noise. Of course this may simply be a function of
my entry into the ‘seniors’ category – laudator temporis acti, but I
don’t think so. And here’s an interesting thought: many people are now
concerned about the extinction of certain plants and animals but no-one seems
to give a hoot about the extinction, by drowning out, of certain sounds. My
father used to tell of the lovely sound made by a horse-drawn mouldboard plough
as it turned the furrow (not to mention the delicious smell). That noise is now
extinct. The church bell is another victim. Its audiological niche is being
taken over in a Darwinian struggle by the electronic gismo. Indeed, those
church bells that still remain in most western cities must themselves be
regarded as an endangered species because their dominance of the aural
landscape has long been put down by the vast engine noise of the modern city,
the blaring sirens, the muzak oozing from shops, the barbed-wire music from
ghetto-blasters, and the attenuation of high-borne sound as it is absorbed in
the bricks and mortar of skyscrapers. It used to be that church bells fulfilled
the same function in an auditory sense as did church spires in a visual one.
The internal
combustion engine must surely rank as the main producer of noise in the modern
world. And its influence is by no means confined to cities and towns. I doubt
there is anywhere left in the world today that is not reached by the sound of
aircraft engines thundering overhead. Some years ago I had occasion to be in
the middle of the Tanami Desert in the Northern Territory. Lying awake in the
small hours of the morning, I had supposed that here, at last, I could
experience absolute silence. It was not to be. Very soon an aeroplane thundered
overhead and, although the noise quickly receded, I had the experience of a
sort of ‘aftershock’, imagining that those sound waves, however attenuated they
might become, would continue forever thereafter.
And so, it is
true to say that the doof-doof music is but a tiny part of a much larger
problem. Nonetheless, I believe it to be far more irritating than most other
noises because it is a deliberate assault on silence and upon other people’s
privacy. Jet engines are louder. So are some large trucks, jackhammers,
ambulance sirens, and so on. But we are prepared to tolerate these noises as
being a necessary evil. Even other types of unpleasant ‘music’ are tolerable
because we can usually escape from them or ‘turn-off’, as it were. I am
thinking here particularly of that canned music - muzak - which one hears on
airliners or in big department stores. It is a sort of denatured, homogenised
product - as if all the musical notes had been thrown into some vast blender or
pulveriser and had bled into each other. Another species is the telephone
jingle, typically some bastardised classical piece, played after that familiar
message: ‘All our lines are busy at the moment. Please hold, as we value your
call ...’. I will not even attempt to describe mobile phone ringer tunes. I
place certain types of modern ‘serious’ music in the same general category of
unpleasant but avoidable noise. For instance, I agree entirely with Bernard
Levin’s description of Webern’s music as ‘two plinks, a plonk, and a grrr!’ It
sometimes seems that a lot of modern music is deliberately designed to be
unpleasant to the ears. The theory is that we live in a very unpleasant world
and that art should reflect this. Oh yeah! We might ask if the times during which
Beethoven, Bach of Mozart wrote their music were less plagued by wars and other
sources of human misery than our own era.
But let us
return to the doof-doof music. In attempting to explain it, where does one
start? Perhaps as good a place as any is with the writings of Theodor Adorno
(1903 -1969), a philosopher and social theorist who was a leading member of the
so-called ‘Frankfurt School’. Adorno is generally considered a Marxist, but his
philosophy deviates markedly from the classical Marxist line. Whereas hard-line
Marxists see all social phenomena as secondary to a sort of strict economic
determinism - ‘the means of production’ - the Frankfurt School believed social
phenomena, such as culture, mass entertainment, and education, played a direct
role in stifling true individualism and maintaining oppression. Capitalist
oppression, of course! I’m not quite sure how they would have viewed agitprop,
the Soviet Writers Union. Not the same as Solzhenitsyn or Sakharov anyhow.
Adorno wrote
extensively on cultural matters and, although he died long before the doof-doof
music appeared, what he had to say about popular music in general is highly
relevant to the situation today. In the first place, he recognised that the
whole structure of the popular music of his day was standardised. Each hit tune
beats out a standard scheme:
This scheme emphasizes the most
primitive harmonic facts no matter what has harmonically intervened.
Complications have no consequences. This inexorable device guarantees that,
regardless of what aberrations occur, the hit will lead back to the same
familiar experience, and nothing fundamentally novel will be introduced.
Moreover, this
structural standardisation of the music produces a correspondingly standardised
reaction in the listener and this ‘mechanical’ response is wholly antagonistic
to the ideal of individuality in a free, liberal society. For Adorno, such
standardisation has nothing to do with the simplicity of the musical scheme.
Popular music can be ‘complex’, but such complexity merely acts as a disguise
or embellishment behind which the standard scheme can always be perceived. In
fact, the listener, when faced with the complicated, ‘actually hears only the
simple.’ He or she represents and perceives the complicated only as a parodistic
distortion of the simple.
But perhaps
the most interesting aspect of Adorno’s ideas concerning popular music was his
theory about the frame of mind of the listener. He supposes that such a person
is attracted to the music because it makes no demands upon their attention
while at the same time providing a distraction from the demands of reality.
This dual need (distraction and inattention) comes about because of what Adorno
calls ‘the present mode of production’ - the wholly rationalised and mechanised
process of labour. The repetitious nature of the work combined with fears
concerning unemployment, loss of income, leads to a situation where ‘leisure
time’ needs to be free of any sort of concentration:
A fully concentrated and conscious
experience of art is possible only to those whose lives do not put such a
strain on them that in their spare time they want relief from both boredom and
effort simultaneously. The whole sphere of cheap commercial entertainment
reflects this dual desire.
Adorno further
develops this whole idea by supposing that this use of music as a means of
‘adjusting’ to a mechanised and impersonal workplace takes two different
psychological forms, the ‘rhythmically obedient’ type and the ‘emotional’ type.
In relation to
the doof-doof music, it is the ‘rhythmically obedient’ type that is of
particular relevance. In Adorno’s day (1940s) this type was represented by the
young of ‘the radio generation’. Today, their equivalent would be the young of
the ‘boom box’ generation. For Adorno, such young people were particularly
susceptible to ‘a process of masochistic adjustment to authoritarian
collectivism’. He expands upon this as follows:
To be musical means to them to be
capable of following given rhythmical patterns without being disturbed by
‘individualizing’ aberrations, and to fit even the syncopations into the basic
time units. This is the way in which their response to music immediately
expresses their desire to obey. ….. The cult of the machine, which is
represented by unabating jazz beats involves a self-renunciation that cannot
but take root in the form of a fluctuating uneasiness somewhere in the
personality of the obedient. For the machine is an end in itself only under
given social conditions – where men are appendages of the machines on which
they work. The adaptation to machine music necessarily implies a renunciation
of one’s own human feelings and at the same time a fetishism of the machine
such that its instrumental character becomes obscured thereby.
The term
‘fetishism of the machine’ is particularly relevant when we pause to consider
some of the recent ‘types’ of popular music - metal, heavy metal, thrash metal,
death metal, and so on. These category names are highly suggestive of machine
power. Album names are sometimes revealing too. As an example, one well known
band has an equally well known album titled ‘Machine Head’.
Adorno’s
mention of the machine as an ‘end’ is also significant. The whole concept of
means and ends in modern society has been taken up by another commentator,
Alasdair MacIntyre (After Virtue, Duckworth 1981). MacIntyre’s thesis
revolves around what he sees as the destruction of the traditional Aristotelian
concept of the moral order. In this tradition, MacIntyre supposes, ‘there is a
fundamental contrast between man-as-he-happens-to-be and
man-as-he-could-be-if-he-realized-his-essential-nature’. In other words, the
traditional concept is a teleological one and the means-ends relationships
involved in human work require a practice where the goods are internal to
themselves - ‘man-as-he could-be’. Modern work is, of course, generally not of
this kind. MacIntyre puts it thus:
One of the key moments in the creation
of modernity occurs when production moves outside the household. So long as
productive work occurs within the structure of households, it is easy and right
to understand that work as part of the sustaining of the community of the
household and of those wider forms of community which the household in turn
sustains. As, and to the extent that, work moves outside the household and is
put to the service of impersonal capital, the realm of work tends to become
separated from everything but the service of biological survival and the
reproduction of the labour force, on the one hand, and that of institutionalized
acquisitiveness on the other. … The means-end relationships … are necessarily
external to the goods which those who work seek…
To my mind
though, Adorno’s theories regarding music fail to adequately define certain
aspects of the doof doof music and its listeners. An important missing element,
for instance, is the question of sound intensity. This is understandable since
the means of popular musical reproduction in Adorno’s time was fairly limited
and certainly did not include the massive speaker systems that are now
ubiquitous in both public and private places. We must add to this the huge
industry in personal devices for reproduction of sound - the portable CD player
and the newer mass storage devices that enable huge amounts of noise to be stored
in tiny gadgets. Of special importance though, has been the development of the
modern car stereo system.
The need for
the listener of the doof-doof music to experience the sounds at maximum
decibels is, I think, linked to the whole question of power. The owners of
these machines wish to assert themselves by establishing a sort of aural
dominance. The noise from the speakers is a perfect complement to the snarling
car engine, the squealing rubber, and the lurid paintwork. It is jack-boot
music, emblematic of raw power and contempt for the feelings of others. One
person who has written very convincingly about this aspect of noise is Jacques
Attali (Noise: The Political Economy of Music). An economist by
training, Attali was founder and first president of the European Bank for
Reconstruction and Development from 1991-1993, and a special adviser to
François Mitterrand from 1981-1990. Not surprisingly, he elaborates a theory of
the relationship between music and money. Part of his account traces the
history of music in a very novel way. He supposes that there are three stages
in the strategic use of music by ‘power’ – sacrifice, representation, and
repetition:
When power wants to make people forget,
music is ritual sacrifice, the scapegoat; when it wants them to believe, music
is enactment, representation; when it wants to silence them, it is reproduced,
normalized, repetition.
It is the
stage of repetition which is of particular significance in the case of the
doof-doof music. Here, the silencing of all opposition is achieved by
‘mass-producing a deafening, syncretic kind of music, and censoring all other
human noises’. This, it seems to me, is a perfect description of what is going
on with the doof-doof music. Power is asserted by aural dominance - something
like an aggressive display in those animal species exhibiting a hierarchical
social structure. The young petrol heads with their mobile sound systems see
themselves as dominant ‘alpha’ types. Attali also has something very pertinent
to say about the motor car, even though his book was written before the
widespread appearance of ‘car audio’:
Simultaneously noisemaker, mask, and
instrument of death, it is a form of individualised power. The automobile is
therefore
doubly powerful: the noise it makes is a
form of violence, and its camouflage guarantees it impunity.
We must now
add to this description the ability of the modern automobile, through the ‘car
audio’, to hugely amplify noise and thereby also to amplify power/violence.
But I think there is something else at work
too in the doof-doof music. It is not just inattention and lack of listening
effort as Adorno supposes. It is the abhorrence of silence. Silence is a real
problem because it makes one vulnerable to reflective thought. It might, for
instance, lead to uncomfortable questions – the sort of questions that come
naturally when the mind is allowed to turn inward upon itself. Better to let
the jungle rhythm take over both mind and body. Thus, when the doof-doof people
leave the car, a portable CD player and headphones are almost mandatory. They
remain permanently plugged in to the rhythmical beat. But these are not really
Nietzsche’s Dionysians, caught up in the rapture of the animal beat. They are
much more like the Lotus-Eaters. Noise for them is a drug - a means of
forgetting or ‘turning off’ to the real world around them. Taking this line, it
may be that the effect of the doof-doof music is largely physiological whereas
the effect of true music (‘popular’ and ‘serious’) is upon the human intellect.
The one negates reflection, the other stimulates it.
All that
aside, I don’t know what can be done to abate this modern menace to ordinary
civil society. Each State has some sort of environmental protection agency with
laws regarding noise pollution but I very much doubt that they would pursue the
doof-doof people. Likewise, it would take considerable police resources to hunt
down and prosecute the owners of these high-speed noise boxes, even though they
constitute a threat on the roads and a public nuisance.
I have often
thought of employing some sort of counter-measure of my own. Perhaps I could
purchase and install a set of these hundred megaton speakers in the back of my
old ute. Then, having tracked the doof-doof people to their homes, I could
direct into their living rooms the Bach Chaconne for unaccompanied
violin, hugely amplified. There is double satisfaction here. Amongst the petrol
heads, a particularly noisy vehicle is deemed to be ‘barky’. Well, I’ll give
them Bachy! But, of course, that would be resorting to the same sort of
electronic gadgetry that has allowed these people to threaten us. A more traditional
approach is needed. I have, in moments of idle fancy, pictured myself mounting
significant elements of a full-sized church organ horizontally underneath the
chassis of the old ute. Now, given the fashion for very large twin exhausts on
the doof-doof cars, such an installation would be the envy of the district.
Sixteen foot Trompete and Prestant pipes could be complemented by the smaller
Cromhorne, Nazurd, etc. with pedals and miniaturised keyboard on the passenger
side. This anti-terrorist measure could then be employed when any doof-doof car
approached - a weapon of mass instruction. A mighty surge of valiant sound
would overwhelm the jungle beat and send the shell-shocked driver limping away
to the nearest therapist. The best part would be choosing which music to play.
Bach’s Toccata and Fugue in D minor is an obvious choice, but the ‘Dorian’
would be hard to pass over too. I might even have someone of the stature of the
late E. Power Biggs in the passenger seat to carry it off.
In my dreams.
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